No computer stuff today; since I am actually in Hungary today on business and it is the the anniversary of the happy event mentioned below, today’s FAIC is a rerun. Enjoy!
I’m back from my fabulous adventures in Austria, Romania and Canada and I had a fabulous time, as you might imagine. We were in Romania for a wedding of some close personal friends who live here in Seattle; much of the groom’s family escaped from Romania during the Communist period and settled in Austria, so we spent some time in Vienna and then headed to Bucharest, and then crossed the Carpathian mountains by bus into Transylvania for the wedding. Some of the highlights included:
Today on Fun For Friday FAIC, a classic episode first posted in 2009. Enjoy!
I’ve returned from a brief vacation, visiting friends on the island of Maui. I’d never been to that part of the world before. Turns out, it’s a small island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, entirely made out of volcanoes. Weird! But delightful.
Someone at Reuters is having too much fun:
China threatens drama
meets the Dalai Lama
meets the Dalai Lama
despite China drama
I am reminded of the immortal words of Ogden Nash:
The one-L lama, he’s a priest
The two-L llama, he’s a beast
And I would bet a silk pajama
There isn’t any three-L lllama
To which my Bostonian friend Marty responds “that big fire was a right three-alahmah”.
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Dear Costumer, [A costumer is someone who makes clothing for actors. You meant "customer".]
We need more information from you [missing period]
We need your help resoving [resolving] an issue with your account. To give us to work together on this, [this phrase doesn't make any sense] we’ve temporarily limited what you can do with your account untill [until] the issue is resolved.
We need a little bit [of] information about you to help confirm you [your] identity [missing period]
Note: Please note that in 50% of cases you will receive this e-mail in the spam box, [comma splice] it is because of the increased security emailing services you use. [No, it's because you're criminals.]
UPDATE: This is deliberate! How astonishingly devious. See this transcript of On The Media and this Microsoft Research paper.
Hello all, I am back from vacation, but rather than get right back into programming language design, let’s have some fun for a Friday.
Most of you are probably familiar with iambic pentameter, which is the poetic meter that Shakespeare wrote in: most lines in Shakespeare are ten syllables, divided up into five iambic feet. Each foot has an unstressed syllable at the beginning and a stressed syllable at the end. As Hamlet says:
O, THAT this TOO too SOlid FLESH would MELT
Thaw AND reSOLVE itSELF inTO a DEW!
Very serious, iambs. Continue reading
The organizers of the recent Static Analysis Symposium — conveniently held four blocks from my office — were kind enough to invite me to give the opening talk. Now, this is a conference where the presentations have titles like “Efficient Generation of Correctness Certificates for the Abstract Domain of Polyhedra“; I know what all those words mean individually, it’s just them next to each other in that order that I don’t understand. Fortunately for me, the SAS organizers invite people in industry to give talks about the less academic, more pragmatic aspects of program analysis, which I was happy to do.
They also let me pad my presentation with funny pictures of cats, which helped a lot.
Unfortunately I don’t have a recording of the talk, but my slides are posted here if you want to check them out.
Special thanks to Scott Meyer of BasicInstructions.net who was kind enough to allow me to use his comic about informative presentations in my informative presentation.
I’ve been writing this blog for almost ten years now and there are plenty of readers who have quite reasonably never gone back through that archive of over 750 posts. Maybe one Friday a month or so, I’m going to rerun one of my favourite “fun” posts from the last decade. Today, a story I posted on the first anniversary of my blog, in September of 2004. Enjoy! Continue reading